If there is something I LOVE about Germans, it´s their shrewd self-irony. And if there is any German I could imagine being with except my German, this would be Jan Böhmermann. Well, and Henning May. Also, Basti Schweinsteiger, but he already got his Serbian…. Ok, ok, I could imagine being with some Tzermans, because some Tzermans are just funny, shrewd, talented and so cool, with their laid back self-irony and brave heart.